Time For The Shit To Hit The Fan In More Than 140 Characters...

Today is the day i'm going to "vent my spleen" about my favourite pastime #Twitter..Before i kick off i'd like to say the vast majority of people i communicate with on twitter are very polite and worthy of the odd conversation from time to time..Like most users on there i have my particular favourites..the ones who take the time to say hello out of the blue..the ones i may have met and consider friends, and the ones who tweet bloody great tweets with links to amazing things.


#FOLLOWFRIDAY

Something i do enjoy about twitter is helping users to increase their following..See without followers their tweets are lost in cyberspace..worthless pieces of cybertrash that nobody ever notices..
NOW all this following lark has gone a bit silly lately.."i wont follow you because you're friends with him..if you dont followback i wont follow you..and on and on and on".....incessant BULLSHIT..surely you follow what you want..who you want and when you want..NO CUNT tells me who to follow..i may see the odd followfriday and follow someone if they have similar interests or are good value in the comedy stakes..However i wont follow someone because someone says he or she is funny because they wrote "VAGINA" on my photo of a mashed up watermelon on twitpic..

Out of all the people on twitter i follow..i can honestly say "hand on heart" the funniest fuckers out of all of them are Paul Saxton from Norwich and his mate Andy (foolfromthehill)..now thier podcasts are simply pure entertainment..brought raw like a pound of liver and turned into a warm hearty platefull of delicious goodness  with lashings of gravy to dip your bread into..I CANT WORK OUT HOW TO ADD THE LINK TO THEIR PODCAST ON THIS BLOG, so you'll just have to google the paul and andy podcast for yourselves and listen..

The numbers game REALY DOES GET MY GOAT..i see loads on twitter realy pushing hard to gain more followers and look impressive with the odd few thousand followers..however, take a read of their timeline and you find..a dull boring bastard who tweets nothing but shite or spends all day chatting to some trollope from outer mongolia..YES THERE ARE SAD PEOPLE USING TWITTER...very sad, so much so, if they read back what they tweet sometimes, and thought a little more..perhaps the broadcasting for followers wouldn't be needed and the merits of great TWEETS would gain more followers instead..USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS YOU IDIOTS.

Summed up, i've fallen into all the above traps on twitter..i've learned the ropes taken the hits and finally i can say with confidence i am fully fledged and versed on the psychology and sociology gently combined to make twitter a great great site..
CELEBS WILL BE CELEBS..spammers will be spammers..normal folk will just be normal..AS FOR ME..!! well i'll just continue being me..love me or hate me i'll always try to bring a smile a day and tell it how it is..TRUST me i often delete a lot of tweets before hitting the tweet button..i see a lot of shit and i get the urge to hammer the person on the other end with loads of verbal..However because i believe in free speech and the freedom of expression.."i dont"..ITS A HUMAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT @ ON TWITTER..AND EACH MUST BE TREAT WITH A DEGREE OF  RESPECT..